The Rachel Zoe Project

No matter how much I try to reason with myself that I would be better off not wasting braincells watching The Rachel Zoe Project, I just keep watching it! I could blame it on the Hermes Birkin drinking game I created at the start of the first season;yeah, I take a shot of Grey Goose vodka every time Rachel is seen carrying an Hermes Birkin bag (the most beautiful bag EVAH created! I was so sloshed after one epi, she had like 5 different Birkins, the GF was like enough, already!) but the truth is I love this fucking show. I mean what is there not to love?

Rachel - I Die! Buh-Nah-Nas! Her reactions to everything are so melodramatic and over-the-top enthusiastic that you cannot help but like this woman. She just needs to come clean and admit that she doesn't eat all that much and that she really is slowly but surely starving herself and get some help before she dies. Seriously, her hubby and the entire staff are really worried for her; she really is a skeleton now.

Rodger - That man has the best hair of a celeb husband EVAH! Mr. Tori Spelling only wishes he had that hair! Seriously, though, you can clearly see that he loves his wife even if he does get slightly exasperated at her spending habits. He is obviously very concerned with her skeletal frame; please get her some help soon, Rodg!

Brad - As long as he doesn't cry, I like him. What can I say, I have a thing for men in bowties (I'm looking at you Dr. Mallard!) . Brad went through a helluva baptism by fire from Taylor last season, but I think he's definitely come into his own this season, plus he's got another gay in his corner; Taylor's BFF Joey!

Joey - The make-up miracle worker. Love him. He reminds me of one of my BFFs; a sweet gay kitten on the outside, but a feisty Queen She-Tiger raging on the inside! He is really good for Rachel and I like how he and Brad are always there for Rachel, but are honest with her.

And finally, saving the best or worse for last...Taylor - Well what to say about Taylor? She's a bitch and I love her! she brings the drama, the snark, but most of all she knows her worth and will never fail to let her Boss know that she is irreplaceable! You gotta love the self confidence! Now Tay, tell Rachel how you feel about your position and demand what you want! Griping about it but not doing anything about your sitch leads to stagnation.

Love this quirky-ass make-shift family and their show!

Dazz