Shamefuck...Chuck Bass

Let me preface this post by saying that I have NEVAH seen an episode of Gossip Girl, nor do I plan to change that.

So we all have a list of people that we secretly would love to fuck, but only if we could be sure that no one would EVAH find out about it. One of my BFF's shamefucks is Sylvester Stallone. I just threw up in my mouth a little just thinking about that, but Xander's reason is that he will be envisioning the Sylvester Stallone of Judge Dredd! Even I have to admit that he was fucking HAWT in that movie, 'I am Duh Law!' *Orgasms* Anyway, you see what I mean. It's not just us kiddies either, one of my Gays' mom's shamefucks is Billy Joel but just so that he can sing to her.

My shamefuck is Chuck Bass. Let me reiterate, it's Chuck Bass and NOT the actor who plays him Ed Westwick. There is a very big distinction between the two. I tend to like celebrities but I fall in love with (read want to fuck) their characters. See list on Profile to see those characters I'm talking about but here are 2 examples - Brian Kinney? Absofuckinglutely! Gale Harold? Meh, not so much. Edward Cullen? Yes please, I'll worship his sparkly peen! Robert Pattinson? I'll hang out with him at a bar and catch a band in the East Village.

Okay, so how the hell did this all happen? As you know I am addicted to a few awesome blogs on this here Internets and I follow them hourly...some of them are Gay blogs, some are Bi blogs, some are Het blogs. The one thing they all have in common? A love-hate relationship with Chuck Bass. Apparently you either love him or loathe him. From the pics and vids I have seen of him in action over the last few years, I definitely fall into the LOVE category!

What is it about him? Smug? Check! Dapperly dressed? Check! The Sultry Come To Me-Drop Your Panties-Get On Your Knees And Purr For Me Stare? Check! Smarmy? Check! Bastard? Check! There is just something incredibly sexy and sensual and debonair about this character and yes...I would definitely fuck him. *Hangs Head In Shame*

Ladies and Gentlemen, below is the reason I would ride this man all fucking night long. The Pretty. The Sexy. The Fuckhot. The Voice. The Accent. Oh God THE ACCENT!



Dazz